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     How to get laid 
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    • Lay on bed
    • Wait 2 hours
    • Lay becomes past tense

    (Source: -0rgasmic, via iwanttobeaway)

     When the newspaper is full of grammar and spelling errors 
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    (Source: translatorsanonymous)